Runner’s Goggles


a condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc…
two guys running:
guy a: dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
guy b: you must got some major runner’s goggles on, because that chick is fugly

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