running a marathon
to leave a group of people at random times to m-st-rb-t-, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened
john: “yo tom! where you at?”
5 minutes later
tom: ” sorry man i was running a marathon”
when you become extreamly intoxicated off of captin morgan and p-sses out in someones trailer. then that person is awoken by his friends 3 hours later and goes snowboarding. this is know as running a marathon
“i wanna run a marathon” said bones
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