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• marathon dating

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• Elizabeth Duke

  brand of jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at argos. the cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. largely fashioned into sovereign rings and large hoop earrings. as worn by vicky pollard. a perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy sh-t that looks cr-p but has a […]

• queefshit

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• Broken legs

  when a person gets so totally f-cked up off drugs and booze the can’t leave the couch for days!!!!!!!!! jesse partied so hard last night she told me she had broken legs and to f-ck off!!!!!!!!! when a man’s erect p-n-s is crooked. “this guy i was with last night had a broken leg in […]

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