Rural Pornography
cheap television programmes, especially popular on british tv on sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation’s heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.
townie one: oh sh-t, i’ve got to drive to reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.
townie two: let’s watch some rural p-rnography on countryfile and pretend we’re still camping in wales.
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