Rural townie
a chav that lives in the sticks, but wished they came from a city (or at least somewhere with a budgens or a fish ‘n’ chip shop where they can hang out)
if it wasn’t for the 20mph speed limit…plus speedb-mps…plus tractors…plus sheep crossing…plus oap bus…i could’ve run that rural townie over much harder. lets go back.
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