russ martin
to take credit for something you didn’t do; to pretend something is true about one’s self knowing it’s not. based on the misinformation given by russ martin about his ratings ever surp-ssing howard stern’s ratings.
the pope claims to speak directly to god, but we all know what a “russ martin” the pope is. am i right?
#1 radio jock in all of dallas ft/worth, #1 in every category possible. poineer of the listener foundation, a foundation that benifits the families of fallen police officers and firefighters in dfw. the only jock to have surp-ssed howard stern’s ratings.
in short, the next talk jock to reach stern-level
“to find a personality that can reach stern’s ratings would be like the 2nd coming of christ” say hi to the messiah, russ martin
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