Russel Brand
biggest dip-sh-t to ever live. this is mainly because of the fact that he somehow managed to get the most beautiful girl in the world.
guy: “hey, russel brand is on tv.”
guy 2: “i hate him.”
guy: “well, at least he’s funny!”
guy 2: “bs, this guy can’t be funny for his life.”
guy: “i guess you’re right.”
an british comedian who is so british that he sounds like an american with a bad british accent.
you: “have you ever heard that guy, russel brand?”
friend: “no”
you: “oh, he’s this british comedian that is so british he sounds like an american with a bad british accent”
friend: “what”
the biggest tw-t on tv.
also any other man who decides to wear hiedeous hippie clothing and neck ties.
“well excuse me your majesty!” -russel brand
“shut the f-ck up you fake hippie tw-t” -90% of the population
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