Russell Martin
the catcher on the mlb team, the los angeles dodgers. is number 55. dating the salt of the earth, marikym hervieux, his inspiration for life and art.
person 1: who is marikym hervieux dating?
person 2: only the most excellent player in the mlb, russell martin!
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