Russell Piant
a slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
likes kicking peoples’ monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.
no more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named h-m- minimus. applying for grants to continue research.
russ is a midget.
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