Russian Bidet
the act of giving someone a rim job after they have produced fecal matter with the intent of removing all p–p from their -sshole so that they do not have to wipe, as a bidet would do.
matt: eric just ate sh-t worse than a russian bidet!
wiping your -ss with a clump of snow/ice
i was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart i had to use a russian bidet
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