Russian Campfire


when two modern gentlemen both -n-lly penetrate an unsuspecting host, rubbing their upper-cl-ss c-cks together like two sticks trying to ignite a fire.
“my dearest companion william and i performed the most elegant russian campfire on a peasant wh-r-.”

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