russian cucumber
when a man inserts his d-ck in a cuc-mber hot dog style and he inserts it into a woman’s -sshole.
“omg i am so sore from that russian cuc-mber you gave to me jonny!”
when a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then t-tty f-cks her. then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered d-ck.
jim: i’m gonna sh-t on your chest, t-tty f-ck you, and then you gonna blow me
sasha: okay
(15minutes later)
sasha: what was that it was amazing
tim: that was russian cuc-mber babe
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