Russian Earmuffs


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in your partners ear c-n-l (usually after pulling out while getting oral s-x) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
“i got a nasty ear infection after michael gave me russian earm-ffs.”

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