Russian Gasline


the maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scr-t-m into her mouth. she then spits it into his -n-s, and he farts into her eyes.
rob: hey man, why don’t you take a seat? cl-ss is about to start.
joe: i would, but kelly gave me the russian gasline last night.

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