Russian Hamster Race


when a male proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on a women’s -n-s and the c-m rolls down towards the genitalia. the c-m resembles a russian hamster racing.
“bro guess what!?”

“what?”

“last night my russian hamster raced to her vag in 6 seconds!!!!”

“no way, nice!”

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