Russian Hatmaker


during -n-l stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man’s -ss, and proceed to make a fur hat with the -n-l hair.
tom – ” nice hat man”
joe – ” thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me”
tom – ” no sh-t, is that hair?”
joe – ” yea man, sally pulled a russian hatmaker on me last night”

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