russian hayride
when you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their v-g-n- looks like bruce jenner’s fake tw-t.
i sneaked up behind billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.
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