Russian Kiss

the real russian kiss
2003/06/25

russian people have a weird perception of a russian kiss. this conclusion was made by the vologda-based independent statistics agency. specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among russian people and asked them the following question: “what is a real russian kiss?”

the results of the poll showed that a russian kiss is a “very long and p-ssionate kiss without spit or snot.” a russian kiss “makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to -n-lyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is.” as a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule. there were some russian people, who have never heard anything about a real russian kiss. they think that a russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. such people are in the minority. it is strange that such a minority exists in russia, because former soviet leader leonid brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the russian kiss: “strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart.”
russian kiss was said to be lady kissing your p-n-s or kissing peoples with your -n-s…was two theories.
better than a french-kiss, and can only be given to men. a russian-kiss is similar to a french-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but a russian-kiss is about french-kissing the p-n-s.
she gave a russian kiss.
russian kiss / snog – when someone sits on your face and tenses their -ss muscles to try and kiss you with their -n-s/rim…
russian kiss… when someone sits on your face and tenses their -ss muscles to try and kiss you with their -n-s/rim…