russian landmine



where a eastern european man sh-ts on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his -rs- in a cannonball like fashion. which splattered the cr-p everywhere whilst simulating the man’s lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
comrade nikoli: ‘hey dude i totally destroyed that chick last night with a russian landmine’

comrade ivan: ‘f-ck me, let’s celebrate with vodka’

товарищ nikoli: ‘эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин’

товарищ иван: “f-ck me, давайте праздновать с водкой”

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