Russian Love Match
doctor: “i’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
patient: “what do you mean, 10? 10 what? months? weeks?!”
doctor: “nine.”
you are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at russian love match!
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