Russian Parking Ticket


to give a russian parking ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
office worker 1:
did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss’s car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
office worker 2: yeah, that’s a nasty russian parking ticket.

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