russian people
people who love to laugh, drink, and have a good time. make good friends and are not afraid of anything.
russian people rock!!
1. the primary objective of the civil war, both world wars, and the cold war. to this date, has been neither achieved nor even discovered by anyone. virtually all little kids playing army man are somehow involved in a mission to find a russian, whether they know it or not.
2. a guy who will become your archenemy for life if he decides that you annoy him. most likely to hunt you down and kill you within five years of your initial offense.
3. someone who appears to be irish or dutch until he or she begins to speak with a russian accent.
1. “ana ng and i are getting old and we still haven’t walked in the glow of each other’s majestic presence/ listen, ana, hear my words; they’re the ones you would think i would say if you weren’t so hard to get” -tmbg
2. asian person: omg i like sudoku!!!1
russian person: oh my god. your grammar is horrible, yet you’re still a nerd. i swear to god, i’ll kill you before the sun sets.
asian person: lol
3. white kid: i think those irish twins just walked by. they creep me out so much.
russian girl: da?
white kid: …those russian twins creep me out so much. i swear, they can communicate telepathically.
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