Russian Rope
this is the practice which is usually taken up by the older women of countries such as russia and the bulcans, it involves the thatching of their pubic hair so that it forms a long and braided rope. the young children like to play swing whenever grandma stands up. the russian rope has been exported to many different countries and dyed different colours and can be found pretending to be curtain material. the majority of the curtain pullers that you find in the uk are in fact russian rope.
dave: here you go, that’s your curtains set up for you.
stephen: thanks, i really like the puller, what material is it?
dave: that is 100% russian rope.
stephen: what?
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