Russian sad clown
when a ladie is giving you “head”, before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
john: dude you should have been at the party last night
nate: why, what happened
john: i gave nancy a russian sad clown
nate:whaaaaaaaaaaat! i did that to her last week….snoogans but thats awsome
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