Russian Sea-saw


the two partic-p-nts in the act will need the following items:
a clear plastic tube, one gallon of milk, lube,

the first partic-p-nt will insert one end of the clear plastic tube into their r-ct-m. the second partic-p-nt would then proceed to poor as much milk as possible into the r-ct-m of partic-p-nt one. now, with partic-p-nt two at a higher elevation they will insert the other end of the tube into their r-ct-m. at this point the tube should be inserted into both -n-ses, and milk should still be in the colin of partic-p-nt one. now the partic-p-nts will begin to change elevation so the delicious mix of fecal matter and milk will flow onto the open r-ct-m of partic-p-nt two. the partic-p-nts may continue this as many times as desired, it is customary to share the used milk as a snack afterwards.
last night, i saw two lesbians doing a russian sea-saw i still dont know if i was turned on or if i was vomiting out of distaste.

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