Russian Ski Mask
(n) the glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone’s face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.
the recipient’s mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the “frosting,” the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. the final product will look like a white ski mask.
keep in mind that man-sp-nk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. it will take some time. tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being “kinky.”
ashley was being annoying as h-ll, so i took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole russian ski mask.
that shut ‘er up.
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