Russian Snow Storm
when you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. so much so to where when you finally do “release the tension” it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.
rick: yo bob, did you see scary movie 1 when the two have s-x during the party right after home slice mows down the m-ssive bush of the chick?
bob: yeah man. why do you ask though?
rick: well, i found out yesterday that it’s totally called a russian snow storm.
bob: no f-ckin’ sh-t? this hilarious! -lmao-
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