russian teabag
to drop your t-st-cl-s in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. teabag, motorbloat, head, oral s-x, brains
suzy gave john a nice russian teabag. she hummed amazing grace on his b-lls!
when one dips one’s b-lls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scr-t-m. can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. in russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the russian tea bag.
al walked in on his mom giving his dad a russian tea bag last night. he said that he can’t get the picture of his mom licking his dad’s caviar covered b-lls out of his head.
a tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (v-g-n-lly for women, -n-lly for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to p-ss through the digestive system.
carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a russian teabag.
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