Russian Warthog


the russian warthog is when one uses gel or elmers glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his p-n-s look like an angry russian warthog.
last night i went out with anastasiya and unveiled my russian warthog. she love it, but i almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.

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