Russian Whore


this meaning defines a sk-nky type of girl/woman which fits perfectly under the full description of a wh-r-.
the only difference from the traditional wh-r- is that this type of sl-t will do anything to bring you down. forget elegance and style like ukrainian wh-r-s demonstrate, they do it right in your face. they bring you down in the nastiest most publicized way.
this, of course, refers only to girls of russian descent.
more often than not, you’ll find that they’re coloured blonds, which don’t know left from right, have nice bodies that guys drool over, and a million ways that they can play dirty. these girls will never play by the rules.

strategies: most likely they will first be your friend…they’ll talk to you nicely, include you in everything, tell you everything (or so you think), and they will get as close to you as they possibly can. just as you start to trust them and tell them things, you load their machine gun. and guess what? it’s pointed to you. the first chance they get (the opportune moment is when they don’t think you’re useful anymore or they think that you’re too much of compet-tion for them), they fire away. usually they like to cuss off at you in public so everyone can see how “cool” they are and love them. idiotic, really. there is no logic in their actions.

remember: nothing will stop these b-tches.

–note: not all russian girls are wh-r-s. if she’s a wh-r- and she’s russian, then watch out.

not to be confused with ukrainian wh-r-s!
ie. “that russian wh-r- just cussed me off because she ‘coloured her hair blond first’.”

ie. “is that my boyfriend flirting with that sl-tty russian wh-r-?

ie. “when that russian wh-r- found out that i put sugar and water in her mosquito repellent, she had a b-tch fit. surprise, surprise.”
in new orleans, “the russian wh-r-” is slang for hurricane katrina.
i lived in lakeview until the russian wh-r- destroyed my house.

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