Ruston


a small town located in central northern louisiana, populated mainly by rednecks and/or southern baptists (20,546 people). devoid of any real intellectual or cultural substance, it is not suprisingly also the place of the last known lynching of a black man. home of louisiana tech university, possibly the only remotely interesting thing about the town, known to produce relatively pedestrian graduates other than karl malone and terry bradshaw. ruston lacks any real recreational activities, so the mostly college-age population spends most of their time drinking and experimenting with drugs.
ruston is home of the peach festival? really? can you make a pipe out of a peach? no? well then f-ck that man.
a name for a male who is very tan, sarcastic, and hates working with children. generally rustons they think they are better than everyone else because they have a “unique” (stupid)name.
hi my name is ruston

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