Rusty Bassoon


while a woman is performing f-ll-t– on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. both hands should be m-ssaging any and all parts of the man.

if the man farts while the rusty b-ssoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
after a symphony concert…

man: hey, you played great tonight! put your good b-ssoon away, and come back to my place. i uh have a b-ssoon i want you to blow on. it’s a rusty b-ssoon though…

woman: oh ok? so it needs to be cleaned?

man: why yes, it does.

woman: sounds great!

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