an old man (aarp status) has s-x with a virgin.
i experience nausea, when i think about someone being a rusty can opener.
- packers tax
whoever packs the bowl gets the first hit. i’m getting the green this time. packer’s tax, get over it.
foster is an amazing dude that any and every girl will fall for he is amazing and often plays hard to get but he knows who he wants and will do anything to get her. he has brown hair and gl-sses and is a total beach b-m girl 1: omg who is that dude with […]
- shaken but not stirred
not to be confused with how pierce brosnan’s famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy’s totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not “stir” (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled […]
- hollywood sober
claiming to be ” sober ” although you still drink and smoke herb ! you basically just don’t use city drugs such as c-ke , heroin , xtc, meth ect…. “hey, you see matt last night he was stumbling all over , i thought he was sober ?” ” oh, he’s ” hollywood sober” he […]
a bengali who is usually a dumb cow and in love with a girl called sophie. samyha is usually black haired and shorter than most people. samyha is so weird! samyha is so fancy!