Rusty Charmander
when some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn’t want his cold meat package in her puss. so she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her b-mhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of p–poo warm up his c-ck for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold s-xy night.
it was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up
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