a sand covered p*n*s following *n*l s*x on the beach.
it was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.
seatox is a word used by fisherman who don’t drink alcohol for days on end whilst out at sea. sea derived from an old dutch word ‘zee’ meaning ocean and waves. fisherman : “i’m over this seatox, we need to get back to land as i feel i have to much blood running through my […]
- s*xual starfish
when 5 guys take their p*n*ses and *j*c*l*t* into a circle, the s*m*n forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish bro, what happened at that party last night? oh it was so crazy, some really gay sh*t happened, we even did a s*xual starfish.
to take a large p*n*s to have had s*x with a large p*n*s mary told amy that she had been shish-ka-d*cked by bob the night before. bob has a very long shlong. anyone he’s had s*x with, he’s shish-ka-d*cked.
- sh*t pouch
another name for your mouth because of all the cr*p that comes out of it. why don’t you keep that sh*t pouch of yours closed because you don’t know what you’re talking about.