Rusty Cobra
when you don’t pee for a long time and the tip of your p-n-s sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
i haven’t pee’d all day, so when i went just now my rusty cobra spat p-ss all over the toilet seat.
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