rusty dan


when you shove your d-ck into someone’s eye socket then you put their finger inside your d-ck until it splits open. after that you get a fork and scr-pe the insides and feed it to them. it looks like rust.
last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. after, we both had to go to the doctor.

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