Rusty finger
brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your -n-s. this is most commonly observed and then sniffed.
after a short jog, jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his -n-s. when he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.
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