when you are having piv s*x in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the *ss.
my girlfriend and i did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful
- dumb thinking
when the logical part of yourself knows that whatever you want to happen isn’t going to happen, but you still hope anyway “i knew that she wasn’t coming back, but dumb thinking wouldn’t let me stop hoping for a sign”
has very g*y tendencies at 5:20 am he was very pudlowski when working 3rd shift
like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. however, this genie has a phd in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! always hope for a genieous to come out of that d*mn lamp! ashton: “i want three busty babes” genieous: “why not have all of […]
- mum drag
when your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she ‘mum dragged’ me across the road at the crossing – i’m 46!!