while performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it p-sses down the b-m hole and through the v-g-n- into your mouth
i need a drink but don’t want to stop this 69 so i will pour myself a rusty martini
- shawn kauf
to completely ignore someone’s text on purpose. sometimes you may entertain the conversation at first, but out of no where, never respond again. i had to shawn kauf my friend because he started to hit on me but i am married and not interested.
there aren’t any definitions for zyhyn yet. can you define it?
- higgity hop on my hopscotch court
a general insult when someone disrespects you. a: why are you so mad at wyatt? b: oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court. a: i hope he gets herpes
- a free
an underage party. short for “parent free.” typically held in a kids house when their parents are out of town. hey did you hear sally is having a free on friday night, i heard her parents are at a wedding in bermuda
- salon finish
when you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously… friend1: “looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!” friend2: “yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out’…”