Rusty Metzger


1. having -n-l s-x with an individual (male or female) while they are reading the bible.

2. -n-l s-x with a girl who is so religious that she will not have v-g-n-l s-x.
1. she’s a freak, she read me psalms while i gave her a rusty metzger.

2. yeah, my girl is so into jesus she will only let me give her a rusty metzger.

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