Rusty Mike


receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick
“yo i saw duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!”
“no way, did he get a rusty mike?”

“i got a rusty mike last night.”
“did you at least get your nut?”
get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, cr-p, and roll the cr-p down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.
“man josh did the rusty mike perfectly”

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