rusty mushroom


upon finishing -n-l s-x when the male pulls out and has p–p residue on his mushroom stick
friend 1: did you have fun with heather last night?

friend 2: yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished i had to go clean off asap because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

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