Rusty Newspaper
the “rusty newspaper” is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his -ss with the front page of the london times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.
husband- “did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?”
wife- “i did, it seems you’ve delievered me a “rusty newspaper”. what for?”
husband- “you burnt the coffee again this morning you f–king c–t, thats what you get.”
wife- “i hope you at least cleaned the sh-t off the fax machine”.
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