rusty noodle


infected p-n-s
you’re not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

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    plays world war ii online, sucked playing allied so he took his n00b self the axis side. he still sucks, gets shot down in a fw190 by blenivs tailguns. and he has yet to hit p-b-rty… who just crashed their focke wulf into a tree? must have been rustyrat…

  • Rusty Rifle

    clap infected p-n-s whilst urination old wartime term for a man with an std rusty rifle representing a rusty infected p-n-s peeing at all angles

  • Rusty Sussman

    while having s-xual intercourse with a girl from behind, thumb is lubricated by the saliva from the mouth, and then is promptly inserted into the b-mhole. in the heat of p-ssion, i gave her a rusty sussman. she was shocked but definitely satisfied.

  • The Scissor Lift

    lesbian s-x on an airplane “two girls from coach just walked into the bathroom, i bet they’re trying the scissor lift”

  • The upper deck

    the act of defecation into the tank above someone else’s toilet. “dude, jill told me to leave, so before i went, i gave her the upper deck.”


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