Rusty Roads
dry period blood on a man’s p-n-s. usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color….
10 minutes after f-cking a chick on her period, johny looked at his d-ck and said, “d-mn, i got some serious rusty roads.”
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