Rusty Rod


an act that occurs whilst taking a sh-t with a b-n-r. the partic-p-nt pushes their p-n-s downwards to avoid p-ssing on their feet due to ther p-n-s being elongated. this results in the partic-p-nts sh-t scr-ping their p-n-s as it descends from their -ssehole. the result is brown sh-t on your p-n-s that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
never w-nk before you sh-t because a rusty rod is a likely outcome

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