rusty skinpipe
the act of f-cking a girl on her period, getting blood on your d-ck and having it dry, hence it being “rusty”
jimmy: i just banged this russian dyk-, but i got blood all over my c-ck!
timmy: did you wash it?
jimmy: uhhh, no……
timmy: then you got a rusty skinpipe bro
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