rusty swiss


the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and w-nking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.
“hear about liam iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis”

“i heard he finished himself off!”

“was the pig ok?”

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