rusty tailhook
it is when you take a sh-t pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your -ss. now you have an -ss full of sh-t and tend to move a lot slower. tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. the hemroid sticks out of your -ss like a tailhook does on a plane. at sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
i can’t wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
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